If only we could all be whales. If I were a whale getting dressed would be that much easier with access to such a wide array of the finest of designer clothing and accessories. Unfortunately for me, I am far from being any type of whale.
I feel confusion coming on from readers, flabbergasted that anyone would want to be such a large, oddly shaped and quite unattractive being. I often refer to a whale as a swimming dinosaur, though officially it is considered a marine mammal (like that’s any better). Simmer, my friends, I’m not talking about the swimming creature with a blowhole on it’s back, I am talking about the rich, the filthy rich, which in some circles are referred to as whales (in a good way).
Here in NYC, and some other parts of the world, Whale Week isn’t a week where people plant themselves on the couch to watch The Discovery Channel. No no, it’s a week where big-ass bonus checks are being opened and spent.
See, in the finance industry, yearly bonuses are handed out around this time, which means serious cash-money in the bank, which means serious spending and serious celebrating. Luxury brands, shops and restaurants rely on this time of year to push them way past their quota, which they are definitely doing. Trust.
Even though I am not a whale, I can still pretend. It’s called window-shopping people (or even better, Internet browsing), where anyone can engage in a little “if I had a gazillion dollars I would buy….” fun. And, to really put you over the edge, maybe even cry a little, follow the Curbed Network (Racked.com, Eater.com, Curbed.com) for the most amazingly-luxurious stories and coverage of whales and Whale Week. Good luck.
If you happen to like REAL whales (not just the design I made up top), check out these super fun whale finds:
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